shopping

We are at the mall...checking out stuff for Mother's day. We in Lane Bryant and came across some nice shirts that my MIL would wear casually or for bowling.

Me: Ok guys, let's pick out a shirt for Grandma for Mother's Day. Which one do you think she'll like?"
Boys: This one Mama!
So I pick up the one they pick, open it up and turn to Cooks...
Me: Hunny, do you think this will fit Mom?
Cooks: Yea, I think so.
Well Bubba was compelled to join the conversation...

Bubba: Mom? Is that Chubby Size???

Cookie whispers...let's get the heck outta here before we get jumped.


We then go the Asian market.
Bunz: Mama? What's next?
Me: We are going to the Asia Market.
Bunz: Asian Market?
Me: Yes. There's Chinese food and other stuff there.
Cookie: Guys, don't talk in Chinese. Don't say things like ching, ching, ting tang...

What do the boys start to do? START TALKING IN WHAT THEY THINK IS CHINESE. I was like thanks Cooks. we waited a good 4 minutes for them to get it out of their system...