Den: Mom do you remember the chubby handsome guy Russell from the movie up?
Me: Yea...
Den: I look like him.

Den: Mom...Mom...Mama...
Me: Yes hunny?
Den: I forgot what was going to say...can we talk about it later lol

At this huge 1st birthday party, Addy's making a puppet.
The lady asked him: 'What's your puppet's name?
As he glues an eye on he says: 'SCUUUUUMMM.'
She looked me and I wanted to crawl under the table!
Scum.

Got up one morning and was about to tell my boss I'd be late.
me: I have to let Nancy know I'm going to be a little late.
Cooks: Me too, I'm going to be a lil late...
Bunz: Me too mom. I'll be late for school today.
Oh Bunzers!
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